Loser Du Jour...

Look! It's a bird, it's a plane!?!? Nope! It's just a fuckin pussy, and his name is Dwyane "Pillow-Biter" Wade! The Heat opened up their preseason schedule last night down in South Beach, and it took Wade just three minutes before he had to remove himself from the game with a strained right hamstring. Wade will be re-evaluated next week, and I expect the Heat medical staff to discover it's not his hamstring that is strained. Wade is suffering from an inflamed cunt-muscle! Yes, folks, it's a very common injury for this fuckin fraud of a basketball player. I can't stomach Wade or anything that has to do with this faggot fuckin team! Pound some fuckin Gerber, Dwyane! You fuckin baby! There is not a shred of fuckin doubt in my mind that Wade and Lebron are the kind of faggots that cover their eyes when they go to a strip club! Losers! Grow a fuckin dick, Wade! You might as well shove a fuckin porcupine down your shorts, and call it a fuckin jock-strap! You, fuck, you!