Ta-ta-ta-ta TODAY, JUNIOR! Hey, Seau! My name is Cliff, why don't you drop over some time!?!?! Ex-NFL linebacker, Junior "Juiced-Up" Seau was arrested earlier today on charges of domestic violence, what a fuckin shocker! Do these pricks ever learn? I guess not, because Seau was booked into the Vista Detention Facility around 2:00AM this morning! Junior must have spent a couple tough hours in jail, because upon being released he decided to hop in his Escalade and drive off a cliff! The car was found thirty feet below on the beach! Come on, Junior! This is southern California! Not Daytona!!! That takes guts! I might rob the fuckin deli at lunch today! Gimme all your cocksuckin Boarshead Everroast Chicken, before I blow this place up! I asked for mayo, you fuck! Stick that Gulden's up your fuckin ass, and call it a softcore! Fortunately, Seau only endured some minor cuts and bruises. Hey, Junior?!?! How big is a gap!?!?! About 50 feet!?!?! Quick! Everybody to this side of the Escalade!!!
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