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Monday, June 28, 2010

Zambrano's Not Too Happy...


The volatile Venezuelan, Carlos Zambrano, hasn't been thrilled with his fans and teammates alike lately. Zambrano couldn't understand why his fans (see above) were so happy, when he was so upset. A puzzled Zambrano muttered, "I don't know, maybe they think I'm joking around in the dugout, maybe they hid my cell-phone charger because they say I'm always on the phone." Derek Lee is the most recent Cub to face the wrath of the hulking righthander, but Lee thinks Zambrano might just have a crush on him. Zambrano is currently suspended from the team, and on the Restricted List. It's believed he will remain there until after the All-Star Break, but something tells me Carlos isn't the least bit concerned. He was overheard gushing about being able to pig out on plantains, and how he was going to screen Tom Cruise's new flick, "Knight and Day" every night this week. Stay tuned...

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