Bobby Cox
Now since most of you disagree with this selection because you are stupid and don't pay attention I will explain in list form why this piece of trash deserves our lowest award.
1. The guy has won the division 15 times, the wildcard 3 and has only one World Series title. At what point do we decide he has had the best teams and just cannot get the job done? I mean, 1 for 18 in the playoffs... That is 5 percent. Ironically that is the same percentage chance this little troll can still get his knob hard.
2. He is a wife beater. May of 1995 this geriatric fuck dragged his wife Pamela around the property by her hair and smashed her face with his fist... Ironically he quit drinking for 6 months on a court order and the Braves won the World Series for the only time in his career, coincidence? I think not, get it together you little blob.
3. Although I personally support John Rocker, he gave the world John Rocker which in most circles is a no no.
4. His MLB career playing stats. .235 with 9HR. Obviously he sucked as a player too, not surprising, just thought you should know.
5. He left Tommy Hanson in the game way too long on Tuesday causing him to get -12.17 fantasy points and jeopardizing my game. This is the greatest sin of all.
Case closed, now die Bobby you silly little fat fuck.
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