The annual Forbes Celebrity 100 list has been released, and we would like to congratulate Mr. Tiger Woods for remaining the top sports figure on the prestigious list. This news should only fuel Tiger's desire to snap out of his funk, and return to being the player we all know and love. Woods raked in a cool $105 Million this past year, down only slightly from the $110 Million he earned last year! Atta, prick! Nothing phases this fuckin guy, it's unbelievable!!! He cleans up his pecker with $100 bills, and then mails them to Elin in Sweden! Talk about a hole in one! Doug, kick him off the tour!!!!! Tiger's new motto? "I drill two things, sluts and putts."
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