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Monday, June 28, 2010

Ain't No Party Like A Detroit Lions Party!




Detroit Lions team president Tom Lewand failed field sobriety tests and his blood alcohol content was more than twice the legal limit! Lewand was obviously getting very saucy thinking about the great Wayne Fontes! Maybe not, but Tommy Boy was celebrating a strong mini-camp for the paltry Lions, and PricksRus sees nothing wrong with that.
Lewand, who was arrested after the traffic stop, also told deputies he had not had a drink for a year and a half, the report said!!!! Who does this guy think he's kidding?!?!?! Lewand blew an extraordinary .21 and then followed it up with a .20! Woahhhhhhhh! That's a lot of booze!!! Lewand will face discipline from Prick Goodell soon.

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