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Monday, June 28, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


Today's recipient is Jonathan "The Pudgy Prankster" Broxton. Broxton isn't your normal loser, he's a HUGE LOSER! Fatboy put up an impressive line against the NY Yankees last night in front of a national tv audience. Broxton hurled 48 pitches in the 9th inning, giving up 4 hits, 4 earned runs, and walking a couple Yankees batters. Does Broxton throw gas? No. He simply passes it! We have a weird feeling that Broxton smells worse than the prick in "Slumdog Millionaire" who jumps in all the shit. Broxton blew the 4-run lead, and Cano capped the Yankees comeback in the 10th with a 2-run shot to left-center. Yanks 8 Dodgers 6.

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