The Tampa Bay Rays are sitting down BJ Upton, he's given manager Joe Maddon no other choice. They plan on giving this prick some time to think about his pathetic actions in Sunday's game against the Diamondbacks. Does Upton care? Do pigs fly? Gimme a fuckin break, this guy cares about being suspended about as much as we give a shit about Nascar. There's no doubt in my mind that Upton was the kid at recess growing up who would wear the Miami Heat Starter jacket, and the corners of his mouth would be stained with Hawaiin Punch. The only reason he'd score touchdowns was because nobody wanted to go near him! It was Lice City probably! Blow Job is most likely heading out of town by the trading deadline to make room for hot prospect Desmond Jennings, but in the meantime, he plans on causing more trouble than Kevin McCallister...
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Blow Job Upton...
The Tampa Bay Rays are sitting down BJ Upton, he's given manager Joe Maddon no other choice. They plan on giving this prick some time to think about his pathetic actions in Sunday's game against the Diamondbacks. Does Upton care? Do pigs fly? Gimme a fuckin break, this guy cares about being suspended about as much as we give a shit about Nascar. There's no doubt in my mind that Upton was the kid at recess growing up who would wear the Miami Heat Starter jacket, and the corners of his mouth would be stained with Hawaiin Punch. The only reason he'd score touchdowns was because nobody wanted to go near him! It was Lice City probably! Blow Job is most likely heading out of town by the trading deadline to make room for hot prospect Desmond Jennings, but in the meantime, he plans on causing more trouble than Kevin McCallister...
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I call him that too haha
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