The Lakers sent those Losers in green back to Provincetown tonight, babyyyyyy!!! CYA!!! Lakers win, and the Celtics cover, just the way PricksRus drew it up and predicted earlier today!!! Ron Artest knocking down a mammoth trifecta in the final minute for the dagger, and then thanking his psychiatrist after the game to none other than Doris "The Clitorus" Burke!!!! I'm shocked Doris didn't stick her paws down Artest's shorts to grab his bragiole! She's such a fuckin piggy, that sneaky Doris!!!!
The only thing that would make this postgame ceremony even better would be if Kobe asked Stuart Scott who he was talking to on the podium!!!!! "Hey, Stuart, I'm over here ya fuckin loser! No wonder why your wardrobe is always so ugly!!! Take a hike! Or better yet, go make like an ostrich, and bury your face in Linda Cohn's snatch!"
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