Stay Hot, Cedric Benson! You're A Great Guy!

Cedric Benson has been charged with assault from an incident stemming back to May 30th in the great town of Austin, Texas. Let's break this down:

1, Benson was at the bar, that's a great thing.

2, Benson reportedly said, "I don't give a fuck," when bar employees tried to calm him down.

3, Benson was asked to leave the bar, and refused.

4, Benson punched the bouncer in the face.

What the fuck did this guy do wrong? He turned himself in!!! PricksRus thinks Cedric has a good head on his shoulders, and we support him in all his ambitious endeavors. He's a tremendous human-being.