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Thursday, June 24, 2010

You Asshole


The Cubs are in a 1-1 tie in the fifth and could possibly be swept by Milton's Mariners... In other news, I think Milton Bradley should be neutered so he cannot infect the world with his seed. I would honestly rather have a loved one have unprotected sex with Magic Johnson than Milton Bradley... At least you can retain some dignity in death, unlike being forever tainted as a Bradley.

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