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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Chowder Du Jour...


Megan Fox will be today's creamy cup of chowder, but I'm sad to say she is now wearing a rock on her finger. Fox, 24, did the unthinkable and married the cocksucking, 36-year-old Brian Austin Green in Hawaii over the weekend. This is about as unfortunate as it gets, folks. How does this loser get a piece of tush like Megan? This makes Fox's stock drop in our eyes, so she's very lucky she didn't wind up in Kobayashi's place. We give it 6 months before Fox is asking for her walking papers.

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