1972-1973 was the last time my beloved NY Knicks brought a championship to the Big Apple, and that's too long for the great city and basketball fans of New York. Do I blame it on the False Prophet, Jim Dolan, Steve Mills? Shit, I could go on and fuckin on, there's plenty of cocksuckers to blame! Let's focus on the colossal fuckin piece of shit that is Eddy Curry though!! Hip Hip Hooray! Curry was an acquisition made by that pill-popping closet fag Zeke Thomas. Other than the King of Pop, nobody speaks softer than this fuckin creep of a human being. Isiah thought Curry would take the Knicks to the next level, and he was right, he took them to the fuckin source of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. You can't get any fuckin lower than that, can you?
Die Hard Knicks fans like myself ought to be excited that Curry's contract will now be an expiring one to the tune of $11.27 Million, and in the crazy world of the NBA, he has suddenly become an asset. This fuckin loser had less rebounds in the past two seasons, than Earl Barron had in one game for the Knicks this past season. Earl Barron, right? Who the fuck is he? Exactly...I know Knicks fans are shooting loads in their underpants over the possibilty of Lebron James, Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, Amare Stoudemire, and Joe Johnson all being Free Agents this summer, but I'm telling them to sit fuckin tight. Why? Carmelo Anthony is on the horizon after this year, and he would be my choice over the fuckin diva Lebron James. How about we just let Lebron go snap fake fuckin pictures of Delonte West and the rest of his ass-clown teammates, and we'll focus on players that don't have twats between their legs! Lebron is afraid of the bright lights and pressure of NYC, so he can wax poetic about playing at Madison Square Garden all he wants, but he's too much of a fuckin Ricky Martin Fan to play 41 games there every year. I've said it from Day 1, Lebron James is just like Alex Rodriguez, but minus the PED's. Carmelo is a Big East guy, an East Coast kid, and he snowplows Lala's caramel tush non-stop!! What's not to like? This smooth prick would embrace the challenge of bringing MSG back to life, and he's the prick the Knicks should have their eyes on. Don't spend just to spend!!!! Lebron talks all this shit about joining a contender, well this fuckin loser needs to realize that whatever team he joins would instantly win 50 games, and if Lebron thinks his current supporting cast of cocksuckers are good enough, then perhaps he ought to sit out the next fuckin time he plays the Knicks, and just let his group of All-Stars go to work! Don't be a fuckin clam, Lebron!!!!! You no-good fuckin jagoff, you!!!!! Gimme a break! Christ! Break me off a piece of that fuckin Kit-Kat Bar! I want Curry's contract off the fuckin books, and boom! MELO-TIME!!!! I don't want Bosh and Lebron! Bosh looks like a lizard, and I rather hang out with Vijay Singh than Loser James!!!!! So SIT! Sit in the corner, and face the wall, Lebron! Don't turn around, or I'll stick my elbow down your throat!
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