Kentucky men's basketball coach, John "Carwash Cunt" Calipari made some interesting comments following last week's NBA Draft. Coach Cal believes that producing NBA talent is just as important as winning National Titles, in so many words. Calipari is kind of like the consigliere of pricks, a true gentleman with exquisite hair products, who has a knack for always keeping his cool when facing criticism by jealous coaches. His nickname of "Carwash Cunt" is one of sincere affection, and he calls it "endearing." Does Calipari care about the Commonwealth? Bahahahahaha! Coach Cal cares about himself! He cares about his own legacy! Gimme a break! Enough is enough! It's not up to him to recruit a bunch of Kyle Singlers! He wants the best of the best! He wants the guys that study girls' rear-ends, not books! Calipari wants the blue-chip athletes, and that's why his idol is Western Dolphins coach, Pete Bell. Bell understood what it took, and he said fuck it, if I don't do it, somebody else will. 
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