My sources down in Miami are telling me that the fuckin prick Jeffrey Loria is close to bringing Bobby Valentine aboard as the new Manager of the Marlins. This is a great choice, but who knows how long these cocksuckers will be able to get along. I know one thing, Bobby V can't wait to stick it to the Mets, the way Renaldo sticks it to Kimmy Kardashian, HARD. Valentine is one of the brightest minds in the game, but his ego might outweigh his abilities. Valentine will be in the dugout by Monday to face his old team, the Mets, down in Puerto Rico. He could come back sooner, either way, we're glad this motherless prick is back in the game. We're hearing it is a four-year deal.
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