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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Federer Ousted At Wimbledon!

The pride of Switzerland, Roger Federer, has been ousted from Wimbledon! In a stunning development across the pond, Federer suffers a brutal quarterfinal loss to Tomas Berdych. Berdych defeated Federer 6-4, 3-6, 6-1, 6-4, and Roger is now making out with Venus Williams in one of the bathrooms off of court #2. That's just raunchy, but we appreciate Roger's efforts. This guy makes Al Gore blush...

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