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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


Yankees starter AJ Burnett might be on his way to Loser of the fuckin decade if he continues to perform the way he did last night versus the paltry Diamondbacks. Baseballs were flying out of Chase Field last night courtesy of AJ, the $16.5 Million per-year man. I'm not sure if I've ever seen a bigger fuckin headcase than this guy, it's unbelievable. What does he care though? He probably went to the movie theatres after the game to catch a late showing of "Toy Story 3." Burnett has only won more than 13 games in a season once in his entire career (2008 - Blue Jays), when he went 18-10, and that happened to be his contract year when he was able to opt out. Go figure. AJ strikes me as the kinda guy who probably plays golf in jeans, and it wouldn't surprise me if he was a fan of Nickelback. Burnett's last four outings can't get any fuckin worse, and I think it's about time we accept that AJ is what he is. The guy is 33 years old, yet he still runs into the same fuckin problems that 22-year-old pitchers deal with. Command, poise, babydick, etc. Burnett's career record is 106-92, gimme a fuckin break. Get your head out of your ass, AJ! You haven't seen daylight in a fuckin month you LOSER!!!!!!!!!! AJ? How about BJ Burnett, because you fuckin suck! Learn how to battle! Learn how to fight out there! You fuckin pussy! Burnett has dickbreath! Show some guts! GUTS!!! How about some fuckin heart! Show me some GUTS! GUTS!!!

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