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Monday, June 14, 2010

NOT EVEN THE DOG LIKES THIS SLOB




So this disgusting pig and small dog owner blows the 21st perfect game in MLB history and gets away with a few tears and a gay little lineup card exchange the following day??? This is a professional failure comparable to a doctor killing somebody during a simple physical examination... All JJ had to do was make a fucking call, safe, or out. Who got to the base first, Jim? Not a difficult question. And something else that is really chapping my inner thighs... Is Armando Gallaraga kidding? Did Major League Baseball pay him off? This period stain was in the minor leagues a month ago and now he can afford to just look past immortality? Believe me, I have owned Gallaraga in fantasy baseball leagues and this guy is going nowhere fast. Armando is going to need every penny he can get from his card signings to send back to the familia following his eventual failure in baseball. He achieved greatness last week for what is certain to be his only chance at history and it was wrongfully stolen by a white trash umpire with a handlebar mustache named Jim Joyce. Strike one is the mustache. Strike two has to be the fucking rat in his arms. And strike three is blowing the perfect game. From me to you Jim Joyce, go fuck yourself. The Pricks will keep you posted on Armando's return to the minors.

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