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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Morning Tush!


Spread those legs, baby! Good morning to Sarah Longbottom, a gorgeous model from Playboy UK. Something tells me Sarah's snatch tastes similar to a nice smoked-salmon eggs benedict, with the twat-flavored hollandaise on the side! I don't like my morning tush swimming! I compare it to filet of sole almondine, I don't want my fuckin fish swimming in nuts! I got your almond joy right here, Sarah! Suck this!

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