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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


The Pittsburgh Steelers have cut Jeff "I Remember My First Michelob Ultra" Reed! Cya later, jerkoff! What do you expect when you blow field goals the way Bree Olson blows peckers? The Steelers have picked up ex-Redskins kicker, Shaun Suisham. Reed committed the cardinal sin of blaming his miscues on the piss-poor condition of Heinz Field, and took it even further when he blamed the Steelers fans for being too harsh. Newsflash, Jeff! The Steelers don't have time for kickers running their mouths, or making excuses. I'm shocked Reed would dare say a word when he's already on a short leash because of his affinity for the booze. Perhaps that's why he wasn't thinking straight at the press-conference? The New York Jets should cut Nick Fuck, and sign Jeff Reed, because that will be a lot of fun when he fucks up in the Big Apple. You think the Pittsburgh media is bad? Just wait, pal! I rather have Tony fuckin Meola kicking my field goals!

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