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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Giants Win The World Series!

You heard it here first, pricks! Please forgive me for picking the Giants in six games, and not five, what the fuck was I thinking!?! Congrats to the Giants fans on Faggot Avenue for winning their first World Series in 56 years. The Texas Rangers? Thanks for playing! How about the weak Giants lineup beating Cliff Lee twice in the World Series, while the Yankees and Tampa Bay Rays were dominated by the southpaw? That's baseball, Suzyn! Bengie Molina? He's happy, he still gets a ring! As a matter of fact, Molina decided to take part in the champagne celebration following the victory! He was jamming the bottles up his fat fuckin ass! Sit on this, Bengie! You little fuckin dog, you! Josh Hamilton? Thanks for showing up, pal! You're a loser versus Tampa and San Francisco, but all-world against the Yankees in the ALCS??? Gimme a fuckin break! Take a seat, Nolan Ryan! Go fuck yourself Chuck Greenberg! Pound sand, Jon Daniels! The ride is over!!!!!!!!!! Giants Win! Giants Win!

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