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Monday, November 15, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


The New York Giants should be absolutely fuckin ashamed of themselves, they ought to be fuckin embarrassed for their pathetic performance in yesterday's game versus the lowly Dallas Cowboys. The Big Blue defense failed to show up against Jon "The Cunt" Kitna, and instead made him look like Johnny fuckin Unitas! To make matters worse, the fuckin lights went out at the brand new stadium! You can't make this shit up, folks! The Giants looked like the biggest pussies on the planet yesterday, as they were completely unprepared for a rejuvenated Cowboys team, under new interim head coach, Jason Garrett. Dropping balls, costly turnovers, and brutal penalties made the Giants look like a bunch of cocksuckers out there! I rather sit on a fuckin cornucopia, than have to watch garbage like that ever again! You'll catch me front fuckin row at Megamind, before I give this team an ounce of fuckin respect! They are Giants, alright. GIANT FUCKIN LOSERS!

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