Who Gives A Shit Moment Of The Week!

The UCONN basketball sluts have now won 80 games in a row following last night's victory over the #2 ranked Baylor Bitches. Big fuckin deal! Who gives a shit? Seriously? I don't understand how there is one person in the fuckin stands, it's embarrassing. I rather go to a fuckin Cranberries concert, and let my prick linger between my legs for a few fuckin hours! I don't give a fuck about the Lady Huskies! They are nothing but a bunch of female fuckin dogs! Brittney Griner? Her clit is probably bigger than my dick! What else am I supposed to say!?! I'm amazed at how many fuckin idiots show up to these events! It's like one big loser convention! I would rather be caught red-handed buying a fuckin Playgirl magazine, than ever show up at such a disgusting and repulsive scene! Get a life, jerkoffs! Nobody fuckin cares!!!!! Nobody cares!!!!! The UCONN women might as well play the fuckin Ladybugs every week! How about some fuckin competition! Enough already!

Halladay Wins NL CY Young!

PricksRus would like to extend our congratulations to Harry Leroy Halladay of the Philadelphia Phillies, for winning the 2010 NL CY Young. We don't fuck around like fuckin flamers here at PricksRus Headquarters, so we choose to give credit where credit is due. Doc Halladay is a fuckin prick on the mound, a prick in life, and a prick in bed with his wife. This Smirnoff Ice is for you, Roy!

NCAABB FREE MONEY

Louisville -1.5 tonight vs. Butler???   In Louisville?  Is that spread serious?  The fucking Globetrotters wouldn't win this fucking game.  Rick "I blow inside you in Applebee's bathroom then pay for an abortion to erase my greasy mistakes" Pitino will have the troops ready.  Vegas has clearly missed the boat on Butler... Losing Gordon Hayward will hurt more than they think early on in this season especially under the Ville's pressure.

Quote Of The Day...

"How do you justify a $78 million-dollar contract with this type of performance?" - Cincy Bengals WR Terrell Owens on his Twitter after last night's Eagles victory over Donovan "I'm All Flab" McNabb. You gotta love Owens continuing to take shots at his old teammate...

Loser Du Jour...

The Pittsburgh Steelers have cut Jeff "I Remember My First Michelob Ultra" Reed! Cya later, jerkoff! What do you expect when you blow field goals the way Bree Olson blows peckers? The Steelers have picked up ex-Redskins kicker, Shaun Suisham. Reed committed the cardinal sin of blaming his miscues on the piss-poor condition of Heinz Field, and took it even further when he blamed the Steelers fans for being too harsh. Newsflash, Jeff! The Steelers don't have time for kickers running their mouths, or making excuses. I'm shocked Reed would dare say a word when he's already on a short leash because of his affinity for the booze. Perhaps that's why he wasn't thinking straight at the press-conference? The New York Jets should cut Nick Fuck, and sign Jeff Reed, because that will be a lot of fun when he fucks up in the Big Apple. You think the Pittsburgh media is bad? Just wait, pal! I rather have Tony fuckin Meola kicking my field goals!

Say What?

"Vick doing so good, he got dogs cheering for him." - Arizona Cardinals defensive end - Darnell Dockett. This genius decided to post that on his Twitter during last night's blowout. Clearly the only thing smaller than Darnell's dick - is his brain!

Vick Abuses Redskins!

The Pig Pen must have been happy last night! We all know Donovan McNabb is fuckin thrilled! If I was a Redskins fan at Fedex Field yesterday evening, then I'd be puking non-fuckin-stop! I'd probably start rooting for the Baltimore Ravens, because I couldn't stand seeing fat #5 under center for the years to come. Hey, Donovan! Make like Eminem, and go fuckin lose yourself! Personally, I truly believe the Eagles are the best team in the NFL, but getting a 59-spot hung up on you at home is pretty disgusting. Philly was flying around the field on both sides of the ball last night, and Vick is playing like a surefire MVP candidate. The Redskins? I'm not so sure they could even beat Purdue right now! I'm still stunned at the news of McNabb's contract extension! Seriously, can we stop with the jokes? Can we please be fuckin serious for once!?! I've seen better games by Fisher-Fuckin-Price! What a waste of time!