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Friday, November 12, 2010

Loser Du Jour...

Antonio Margarito deserves to be more than just the Loser Du Jour, he deserves to be exiled, Napoleon-style, and I'm not talking about the fine Italian pastry. Margarito was caught on camera making fun of Manny Pacquiao's trainer, Freddie Roach. For those of you who don't know, Roach suffers from Parkinson's disease, and Margarito thought it would be funny to imitate the trainer's symptoms. I thought it was so funny, that I forgot to fuckin laugh. Look for Camp Pacquiao to take this very seriously, and use it against Margarito in the ring tomorrow night at Dallas Cowboys Stadium. Pacquiao should just walk around with UGLY written on his forehead, and tell people he's doing his best Antonio Margarito impression. Perhaps he should stuff his trunks with rocks and sharp objects, and then proclaim he's ready to fight! Margarito did that same thing, except he had the hard objects in his gloves back on January 24th, 2009, when he got his ass kicked, inside-fuckin-out by Sugar Shane Mosley. Margarito is the kind of guy who drills cranberry-vodkas, and smokes fake cigarettes at the bar, in other words, he's a complete fuckin loser! He's on his fuckin period!!! Who let this ugly fuckin prick in my bar!?!?!

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