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Friday, November 12, 2010

Cameron Newton Ineligible At Auburn?

Rumors are swirling on the Plains of eastern Alabama, that Heisman hopeful Cameron Newton is currently ineligible at Auburn. There have now been at least three different people who have come out and said that Cameron's father, Cecil, had solicited money for Newton to attend Mississippi State. This is unbelievable, folks, what the fuck is wrong with demanding some cash once in awhile? I thought this was America, people!?!?! In all honesty, this whole Cameron Newton saga has become about as cool as having a Henna tattoo on your prick!

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