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Saturday, November 6, 2010

TOMMY SHOTS PRICKS OF THE WEEK

Greetings Jerkoffs,

After a rough one last week I plan on resurrecting your faith in Mr. Shots... I would like to remind all of the readers that I remain safely above .500 on the season.  Okay pledges, let's make some money and see some kitty.


Guaranteed Money:  Utah +5.5 vs TCU

Everyone knows what the initials for Salt Lake, Utah are, right?  SL-UT... SLUT???  How can a Prick not pick a Slut?  We will take the Utes, in the Slut and put your fucking hands up playing my song... It's a party in the SLC!!!

Oregon State -4.5 @ UCLA

Leave it to Beaver...  They are trim and tight and ready to fuck... UCLA up.

Missouri -4 @ Texas Tech

Ooooooh... Here kitty kitty kitty... Upset after that romp in Lincoln?  I think so... Tommy Tuberville is a fucking degenerate loser so lets take the Pussies and lay 4.

USC -5 vs Arizona State


HECTORRRRRR!!!  HECTORRRR!!!  I WANT TO FUCK YOUR SONG GIRLS!!!  ASU coming to Troy?  Good luck Sparky, back to Tempe and your harem of desert quim.  I want to be clear that the Pricks like the Trojans and hate condoms.

Arizona +8 @ Stanford

These girls go to Arizona and are somebody's daughter...  Oh well, they are already posing in underwear, may as well take them over to Lilly's and treat them like the whores that they are.  Let's go Wildcats!!!

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