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Friday, November 12, 2010

PMAC's Cookbook!


Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to the first edition of PMAC's Cookbook! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip shut the fuck up and listen! Here's the Sandwich of the Week:

Portuguese Roll - BoarsHead Everroast Chicken W/Bacon, Lettuce, Muenster Cheese, Mayo, Salt & Pepper.

Sink your fuckin teeth into that Prickwich, and get back to me. I guarantee you'll be fuckin thrilled! Who knows though, maybe you're just one of those losers who has a bunch of Affliction t-shirts!?! I wather walk around with my prick in one of those mousetraps you used to see in the cartoons, than wear one of those fuckin shirts. You know what Lebron James has for lunch? DICK! Bon appetit!

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