Early Season Hoops

Tonight the NC State Wolfpack take on Georgetown in an early season matchup of two tournament teams. The Wolfpack bring a highly touted freshman class and All-Prick First Team Frosh C.J. Leslie... Leslie is the kind of guy who gets a blow job at halftime from the coaches wife.  He scored 21 in his first college game ever and has been an impact player immediately for the Pack... The line is GTown by 6, but the moneyline is just so intriguing.   Take the 6 points, no need for greed.

I just can't decide... Okay, 2nd from the left.

Just Horrible

What a fucking dildo... The 49ers need to do all of us a favor and fire this joker mid-season.  Mike Singletary is the fucking loser du century, apologies to all who bet on them... It will not happen again.

Afternoon NFL Treat

Wow... Tommy Shots is 6-2-2 over the last two weekends... Not that anyone is counting.

Today's Prick:

San Francisco 49ers -3 vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

You Look Great!  Now let Tommy Paint Your Face.

Tommy Shot's thinks the Niners are King for a Day.

I am even so confident on this one I will predict a score for you... Niners 27... Bucs 7.

Saturday Pricks (Afternoon/Evening) Edition

Let me start by saying the advice on betting should improve on this site with the departure of Pmac.  Now lets get started and make some coin.  Take a look at the little slut with Greg Oden in the Ohio State pic... Never mind that after this latest injury the most important question in Greg's life will be "Leaded or Unleaded?"

Stanford -6.5 @ Cal

Ole Miss +14.5 @ LSU

***Ohio State -3 @ Iowa***  BEST BET

San Diego State +2 vs Utah

Tommy Shots Pricks of Thursday

College Football

Washington (-2) vs UCLA

Washington has played some great football this season most notably a last second win against USC... UCLA seems to be on a downward spiral, I assume the Huskies knock off the Bruins in their quest for a bowl game and the coveted 3 extra weeks of practice that would provide.

Air Force (-19.5) @ UNLV

Air Force is decent, UNLV is not... With a 2-8 record it is fair to assume the Rebels have checked out for the season, won't happen to a service academy.  Go with the Falcons and enjoy your winnings.

BASKETBALL FREE MONEY

Maryland (+7) vs Pitt @ Madison Square Garden

The Big East turned into a complete fucking joke in the NCAA tournament last season... Why am I supposed to think anything has changed?  I see this as an upset game so consider the moneyline, but certainly within 7 points.

PMAC Leaves the Pricks

Bet the fucking house on the Miami Dolphins (pk) tonight against the Chicago Bears.  Tommy is coming off a 3-1-1 weekend and a huge bet on Louisville (NCAABB) the other night which was just free fucking money!!!  Goodbye to Pmac.

Morning Tush!

Good morning, Jenny Ciarleglio! Can you say smokeshow? If Jenny isn't one of the hottest fuckin broads you've ever laid eyes on, then you probably jerkoff to Cathouse on HBO! LOSER! Mi scuzzi, Ms. Ciarleglio, may I please have a fanny sandwich? I'll take the hash browns on the side, clit overeasy, and a small clam juice with some pulp! There's no question I would let Jenny sit on my face whenever she wanted. I don't give a fuck if she ate ten BK Breakfast Bowls, and sucked down three coffees, she can establish permanent fuckin residency right on my nose. I've never been more serious in my life.