Espana Wins!

Spain defeats the dickless Dutchmen 1-0 to win their first ever World Cup! It's over! Stick the vuvuzelas where the sun doesn't fuckin shine!!!!

World Cup Final Today...Finally!

Netherlands takes on Spain today in the World Cup Final! Fuckin finally!!! I'm tired of seeing this shit all over the fuckin airwaves! Makes me wanna puke! Enough is enough!

Octopussy's Always Right!!!

Paul the octopus knows how to pick a winner! Hey, Paul! Wipe that puss off your face! Spain to the bank! Book It!

Spain Advances To First World Cup Finals!

Spain defeats Germany 1-0, and moves on to face the Flying Dutchmen of Netherlands in their first ever World Cup Final!

The Dutch Advance!

There are a lot of unhappy Brazilians roaming around, as the Flying Dutchmen stun the minorities from Brazil! Rik Smits must be getting tanked right now!!!

The Flying Dutchmen Vs. Brazil....Live Update!

Netherlands has tied things up with Brazil at 1-1, 53 minutes into the match! This match is absolutely littered with hot tush throughout the stands!

Paraguay Advances...

This South American slut is sure happy Paraguay won! Call me!

Spain Vs. Portugal!

Christiano Ronaldo leads Portugal against the neighboring Spaniards! Hey, Spain, suck on this ya losers!

The Real World Cup Teams Roll Along...

Goooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!

USA Wins & Advances To Knockout Round!

Tim Donaghy would have an absolute field day with "Stoppage Time." Could you imagine!!!!

USA Vs. Algeria - World Cup!

Give it up, USA! NOBODY CARES!!!! Sit on a Vuvuzela!!! I got your handball right here, ya losers! Look at those World Cup fans!