Storm Win! Storm Win!

The Seattle "Pussy" Storm has won the WNBA crown! They're going crazy! They're going crazy!!! I don't believe what I just saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Storm wins the pennant! The Storm wins the pennant! The Storm wins the pennant!!!! They're squirting their brains out in the Emerald City all weekend, baby!!!!! Who's got the oysters! I'll bring the Mike's Hard! The sight of Sue Bird leaping on to Lauren Jackson's face made me shoot a trifecta in my trousers! The sluts never sleep in Seattle!!! Where's Sandra Bullock when you need her! Tell that wildcat behind the wheel to keep her clit on the gas!!! Who needs the Supersonics when you have the Seattle Storm! Welcome to Dyke City in the Pacific Northwest!!! Bring your noseplugs!!!!!

Storm Takes A 2-0 Lead!

Can you smell it? Can you smell the scent of a sweaty clam? The sluts from Seattle are poised to bring home their first WNBA Championship, and they plan on jamming whistles up their twats the second the final buzzer sounds! These dykes are creaming their panties for some new jewelry to stick in their boxes! The Dream better step their game up, or else it's going to be early onions for these lesbians! Lights out bitches!!!!!!!!!! Pop in "A League Of Their Own," and go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep!!!!