NOT FAIR!

Steinbrenner dies, Hendry lives? What the fuck is that? Cubs owner Tom Ricketts gives Hendry a vote of confidence on Sunday? Ah, HORSESHIT!

There Will Be Apologies

So I had a sweet little dream last night. Let's just say I have a thing for Cubs GM Jim Hendry. Here is the dialogue to the best of my memory.

Tommy Shots: We have a sinner with us here, who wishes for salvation. Jim Hendry, are you a sinner?

Jim Hendry: Yes

Tommy Shots: The Lord can't hear you, Jim. Say it to him. Go ahead and speak to him, it's alright.

Hendry: Yes.

Tommy Shots: Down on your knees and up to him. Look up to the sky and say it.

Hendry: What do you want me to say?

Tommy Shots: Jim, you have come here and you have brought good and wealth, but you have also brought your bad habits as a drunk. You've lusted after women, and you have abandoned your fans. Your fans that you took for granted, you have abandoned all because of Milton Bradley and you have sinned. So say it now- I am a sinner.

Hendry: I am a sinner.

Tommy Shots: Say it louder- I am a sinner!

Hendry: I am a sinner.

Tommy Shots: Louder, Jim. I am a sinner!

Hendry: I am a sinner.

Tommy Shots: I am sorry Lord!

Hendry: I am sorry Lord.

Tommy Shots: I want the blood!

Hendry: I want the blood.

Tommy Shots: You have abandoned your fans!

Hendry: I have abandoned my fans.

Tommy Shots: I will never backslide!

Hendry: I will never backslide.

Tommy Shots: I was lost, but now I am found!

Hendry: I was lost but now I'm found.

Tommy Shots: I have abandoned my fans!

[Hendry glares at him]

Tommy Shots: Say it... say it!

[Hendry mumbles]

Tommy Shots: Say it louder... say it louder!

Hendry: I've abandoned my fans! I've abandoned my fans! I've abandoned my fans!

Tommy Shots: Beg for the blood!

Hendry: [crying] Give me the blood, Tommy Shots, and let me get out of here.

Hendry: Give me the blood, Lord, and let me get away!

Let's just say it was a very wet dream.

UNMITIGATED DISASTER

The Cubs have now fallen 7 and a half back in the NL Central and even further in the wildcard. The Ricketts family spent over 1 billion to acquire this mess and now appear content to just watch it burn. I mean, what is the fucking deal? If you get to spend twice as much as most other teams how hard is it to operate a fucking baseball team? Ahhh, 20 million on Halladay... 20 million on Cliff Lee... 7 million on Granderson... Those three moves (which were all possible in November) and the Cubs win the NL Central easily and somebody has to deal with Lee and Halladay come playoffs time. Keep in mind the payroll this year is 142.7 million so even with those signings you still have 100 million to fill in the rest of the roster. Ownership needs to decide what they want and go get it. Jim Hendry should not manage a McDonald's let alone the third or fourth most valuable baseball franchise in the world. Take a look at him, you see it too??? A little Michael Moore in him? Little more weight and some glasses? Go sign Milton Bradley and Jason Marquis you worthless piece of shit!

DRUNKS

You know, this really explains everything. Hendry doesn't even bother using a cup.