Good morning on College Football Saturday! I hope you pricks brought your fuckin appetites, because I have so much fresh fuckin fish that you can call me the fuckin Andrea Gale! I set the fuckin market, you cocksuckers! I'm riding high coming off a 5-2 week, and the overall record stands at 18-18-2. Enough is enough! It's time to create some fuckin space in that mediocre record! I'm not delusional, I don't fuckin booger-sugar coat it! Was I born yesterday? Maybe fuckin so, but that doesn't mean I'm not fuckin potty-trained! I'm like Benjamin fuckin Button when it comes to this College Football shit! Who's hungry? Who's horny?? Who even gives a fuck?!?!?! Enough with the rhetorical questions, it's time for some Fresh Saturday Scottish College Football LOX!!! I'm serving up 1/2 a dozen today!
Saturday 10/16/10:
Texas @ NEBRASKA (-9.5). Nebraska To The Bank!
AUBURN vs. Arkansas (+3.5). Arkansas To The Bank!
Mississippi State @ FLORIDA (-8). Florida To The Bank!
WISCONSIN (+4) vs. Ohio State. Wisconsin To The Bank!
Iowa (-3.5) @ MICHIGAN. Iowa To The Bank!
NC State (-7) @ EAST CAROLINA. NC State To The Bank!
Can't help yourself? Then take Fresno State to cover the 30 versus those loser-Aggies from New Mexico State. Seriously, the Aggies aren't even allowed to get laid anymore! Set it and forget it, pricks! Remember, it's your life, and it's your money! Have a fuckin day!
Who's fuckin hungry! Who's fuckin horny! Who's hungover on a College Football Saturday in the fuckin fall!!! Here are FIVE FRESH LOX!
Good morning on College Football Saturday! I hope you pricks brought your fuckin appetites, because I have so much fresh fuckin fish that you can call me the fuckin Andrea Gale! I set the fuckin market, you cocksuckers! I'm riding high coming off a 5-2 week, and the overall record stands at 18-18-2. Enough is enough! It's time to create some fuckin space in that mediocre record! I'm not delusional, I don't fuckin booger-sugar coat it! Was I born yesterday? Maybe fuckin so, but that doesn't mean I'm not fuckin potty-trained! I'm like Benjamin fuckin Button when it comes to this College Football shit! Who's hungry? Who's horny?? Who even gives a fuck?!?!?! Enough with the rhetorical questions, it's time for some Fresh Saturday Scottish College Football LOX!!! I'm serving up 1/2 a dozen today!
Good fuckin morning on a College Football Saturday!!! Shake off the cobwebs, and dip your dick in some egg whites, because I'm picking WINNERS, babyyy!!!!!! Fuck those Canucks, they can stick their lox where the sun doesn't fuckin shine! A Scotsman such as myself needs some fresh LOX from the fuckin motherland! That's right, pricks, we're switching it up this week! Uncle PMAC stands at 14-16-2 on the year, but I have SIX Lock Stock & SMOKING FUCKIN GRASS games for you to bet your fuckin life on today! Now I know what you're all fuckin thinking, so you're not fooling me. I might have been born yesterday, but I still have a decent head on my shaft. In other words, I'm not Brett "Pencil-Prick" Favre! I hope everyone brought their fuckin appetites, because it doesn't get any more horny than this! Erin Andrews is down in Columbia with the Gameday Crew, and you bet your fuckin Tevas I'd like to drip maple syrup straight down her asscrack, and drink it out like a frat boy on an ice luge! It's time for some FRESH FUCKIN SCOTTISH LOX!!!
