Carl Pavano has thrown two consecutive Complete Games for the first time in his quirky career. Hey, Carl! Nice mustache you fuckin prick! You robbed the Yankees of $40 Million, and now you grow that fuckin thing on the top of your upper lip? Are you serious? Look in the mirror, pal, you're not getting any snatch with that thing! The days of Alyssa Milano & Gia Allemand are gone! You have a better chance with Ellen!
