Lucky LunchBox!

How about we mix it up, and have some bunnies for lunch! I'll pack my prick in a brown paper bag, and stick my straw right up these gal's juiceboxes! Bingo fuckin bango!!! I have a little sweet tooth today, so I'm in the mood for a real sloppy PBJ! I plan on lathering my prick in a thick and chunky JIF, and then I'll spread on some nice Welch's grape jelly to top it all off. The next step? I'll stick a piece of rye on each side of my shaft, and boom! PRICKWICH! Now that's what I call a hot lunch!

Lucky LunchBox!

My prick is definitely growing underneath my desk right now, because the photos above depict my ultimate dream. I'm sick and fuckin tired of dealing with unfriendly secretaries on a daily basis. Lighten up, already! Is everyone on the fuckin rag or what?! If I was a female secretary, then I'd basically turn the workplace into a fuckin phone sex operation. For example, 'PMAC is currently unavailable, but my wet pussy isn't!' Or how about this, 'Hold on, sir. Tommy Shots is doing his best gynecologist impression below the desk right now. Lemme grab him!' That's how you conduct fuckin business! That's how you keep your clients coming back! Not by being some lame bitch who doesn't even bother asking who the fuck you are! How about this, 'PMAC is busy at the moment, if you want you can come over to the office, and lick my clit until I squirt in your face!' Enough is enough! Let's spice it up a little! Call me Emeril! BAM! Toss some paprika right on your twat! Now get those fuckin submittals done, bitch! I'll pump your box like it was an old pair of Reeboks!

Lucky LunchBox!

Say good afternoon to Tiffaney, pricks! Titty Tiffaney is a bartender from Mobile, Alabama, and she's ready to serve you a nice tuna melt today! All you have to do is dive head fuckin first into her crotch and enjoy some fresh fuckin Bumble Bee with melted muenster! Mi scuzzi, Tiffaney? Do I have something in my teeth? No, wait, that's just your clit!

Lucky LunchBox!

Hot lunch coming up! Playboy's Ms. September, Olivia Paige, 19, is serving up hot pastrami sandwiches today! The best thing about these sandwiches is that you insert your $5 directly into Olivia's fanny, and then she dispenses a nice, hot pastrami sandwich right out of her snatch! The rye is a tad soggy as you can imagine, but I'm not one to cry over some extra flavor! Serve it up, Olivia! Let me slip my tongue in your tuchus!

Lucky LunchBox!

Soup sandwich, anyone? Jaime Edmondson is glowing in this Baltimore Ravens t-shirt, and she's still undecided on what she wants for lunch. Perhaps I could give her some sausage and peppers? I'll serve it hot, and I'll feed her feline until it squirts all over my apron!

Lucky LunchBox!

I don't know about you guys, but I'm craving a fish sandwich for lunch. Something tells me this piece of tush has the catch of the day right between her fuckin legs, and it's up to me to drench her with my tartar sauce! Meet Siobhan Parekh, the gal pal of tennis player, Mark Philippoussis!

Lucky LunchBox!

What's for lunch? Like the pimp says to his hoes, keep 'em coming!

Lucky LunchBox!

Ali Landry is hungry this afternoon, and prick is on the menu! Prick Bolognese! Ali loves a good meatsauce, there's no doubt about it! This broad is absolutely luscious, and I bet her twat has an excellent aroma to it. Dollars to donuts, it wreaks of hydrangeas, and looks more pristine than the fairways at Augusta. Come and get it...

Lucky LunchBox!

What's in your lunchpale today? I have a Mercedes Terrell sandwich on a nice French baguette! Hold the mustard, this gal is gonna get the Hellman's instead! Maybe I'll slide my kosher dill right in the middle, and turn this beautiful bitch into a soup sandwich! Curbside takeout served on my face!

Lucky LunchBox!

Meet the luscious Sofia Vergara today at your local deli, and you'll get a free can of soda with your tuna melt on pita bread. Every time I run into Sofia I point to my nose, and tell her, "this seats not taken!" What a gorgeous tush this gal has, the kind you like to lower your ladle into, and come up with a hearty helping of wholebelly clams. Book IT!

Lucky LunchBox!

Nothing like a fresh LunchBawx, right! Meet Irina Shayk, the girlfriend of Portuguese soccer star, Christiano Ronaldo. Irina isn't a big fan of cold cuts, but the sultry vixen loves it when I eat fresh cole-slaw out of her tush! Ms. Shayk makes sure to always quench my thirst with her juice-bawx upon completion! Whew, I'm full!