College Football Creep Of The Week!

This guy has to be the biggest creep around, no doubt about it. Check out those pasty armpits! Disgusting! Cam-Tastic? More like Cum-Tastic for this fuckin prick! The chances this creep got laid by a female last Saturday are slim to fuckin none. He'd have a better chance at trying to fuck the actual Auburn Tiger, but it's more likely he got his ass pounded by his R.A.! Chill out, and watch the game you fuckin weirdo!

College Football Creep Of The Week!

Check out this fuckin creep! If there was a fuckin jerkoff at Jordan-Hare on Saturday, then you don't need to look any further than this fuckin guy. Sweet blue face, dickbreath, I remember my first O'Douls. How about the fuckin grenades he's with? If those girls gave me a blowjob at a restaurant, then I'd probably try and send it back! I'd rather have sleepovers at Doogie Howser's house for the rest of my life, than be caught out in public looking like this Blue Man Group wannabe. What a disgrace! This stupid fuck shouldn't have been allowed in the school, let alone a fuckin football game! Get fuckin lost, you creep! Wipe that fuckin puss off your face! Nobody gives a fuck if it's that ugly bitches birthday! NOBODY! How fuckin old are you? 10?!?!

Birds Of A Feather!

Go ahead, I dare you to tell us these four fairies don't have some serious issues...Is there a worse tandem in ESPN history than Brian Kenny and Jay Harris? These jagoffs are absolutely terrible, and unwatchable. I can't stomach these guys for more than thirty fuckin seconds, they both disgust me more than Rosie O'Donnel. I rather watch the unheralded film "Speed 2:Cruise Control" on repeat for 365 days straight with no food or drink, than be subjected to these creepy flamers.