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Cameron Newton Ineligible At Auburn?

Rumors are swirling on the Plains of eastern Alabama, that Heisman hopeful Cameron Newton is currently ineligible at Auburn. There have now been at least three different people who have come out and said that Cameron's father, Cecil, had solicited money for Newton to attend Mississippi State. This is unbelievable, folks, what the fuck is wrong with demanding some cash once in awhile? I thought this was America, people!?!?! In all honesty, this whole Cameron Newton saga has become about as cool as having a Henna tattoo on your prick!

Cameron Was My Guy!

Cameron Newton almost went to Mississippi State, except the Bulldogs failed to pony up the cash! How much? $180,000 for Newton to run around Starkville, MS, except the pussies turned him in to the NCAA! What the fuck is going on with these fuckin tattle-tails?!?! It ain't always easy, when you like being sleazy! That's my fuckin motto! Do you think Coach Bell gave a shit about Ricky fuckin Roe? What about Butch McCrae? The Western University Dolphins are a cocksucking model of success, an admirable program! Mississippi State? Go play with the fuckin losers in Pop Warner, while I just sit back and pop cherries! I like my footballs the way I like my salads - TOSSED. I can't hold your fuckin hands all day long, but I do know that I refuse to have a hot latte prior to Thanksgiving. What am I? Some kinda fuckin pussy or something? I'm a fuckin man! I'm horny! I'm not some fuckin toddler, and I don't wear OshKosh B'Gosh like the faggots at Mississippi State! Now let's get it going on another Football Fuckin Friday!! Fuck it! Fuck everything in sight! I'll fuck the Purell on my desk, I don't give a fuck! I'll fuck the thesaurus! I'll stick my prick in the back of a Tonka Truck! Forgive me, I left my fuckin cape at home today!

Friday Night College Football Juice!

Who doesn't like making easy money? If you raised your fuckin hand, then your favorite channel is probably TLC! Take the West Virginia Mountaineers (-6.5) at UCONN tonight!

AUBURN!

LOCK IT UP! They don't lose on the Plains....

College Football Creep Of The Week!

Check out this gross Nebraska fan! I rather bang Raggedy Fuckin Ann, than this sloppy tramp! How the fuck does security let this bitch in the stadium? Take your fuckin blindfolds off, pricks! Something tells me this fuckin idiot probably looks better with the costume on, rather than off. Gotta love those Cornhuskers, huh? Perhaps she should sit on a fuckin cornstalk! Loosen up that coin slot between her legs, if she even is a fuckin she! Who the fuck knows? I bet you can't even fit a penny in her pussy! Act like a fuckin human being for once! You're not the fuckin joker! You're just a fuckin female creep! Disgusting!

I'll Take It!

Uncle PMAC went 4-2 yesterday with his Scottish LOX! 5-2 overall on the week! I'm bouncing back, babyyy!!! My prick is made out of rubber! It's like I have a fuckin Michelin between my legs!!!

College Football Creep Of The Week!

Who does this little fuckin prick think he's fooling? Where the fuck are his guardians? If I saw this asshole out in public, then you could bet your fuckin ass he'd be in the back of a fuckin squad car before you'd be able to say SIT! They have a place for pricks like this, it's called Loserland, so buy yourself a one-way fuckin ticket, and get the hell outta here! I'll throw you in the bathroom you pumpkin pie-haircutted freak! Do me a favor, and read a fuckin Penthouse! Enough already!!!

Thursday Night College Football Juice!

The Nebraska Cornhuskers head to Kansas State tonight to take on the Wildcats in a Big XIII matchup featuring a group of winners, and bunch of fuckin losers. I know I fucked up last week, and I understand 3-6 is unacceptable. I guess you could say I'm about as cool as Joey fuckin Fatone, but I promise that will never happen again. Stanford blew it, and Michigan doesn't play defense. I should have fuckin known better....Either way, I'm predicting a Nebraska extravaganza tonight in Manhattan. An absolute blowout, if you will. This line should be Nebraska -20! If I'm wrong, then I'll bang the fuckin Octomom! BOOK IT!

Nebraska (-11.5) Is The Prick!

Boise State Slips...

The Boise State Broncos have slipped in the polls, despite their 59-0 victory at New Mexico State on Saturday. Blue field? More like blue balls if you ask me! I hope Boise State isn't too discouraged, because they have a date with the Fighting Kilobytes of the University Of Phoenix next week, and I'm expecting a rawkus crowd. It might get ugly out there!!!

Breaking News: Oregon Extends Chip Kelly*

The University Of Oregon has extended Head Coach Chip Kelly through the year 2015 for a cool $20.5 million. Congrats, Chip! I'd let this Duck fan quack all over my face!!!

You Heard It Here First!!!

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College Football Creep Of The Week...

Could there be a bigger jerkoff in the universe than this guy? Seriously? What the fuck is this monster trying to prove? This fuckin creep is basically telling all females to stay the fuck away from him! Now that I think about it, he might as well stick his prick in a fuckin buzzsaw, and call it a fuckin career. Better yet, call it a fuckin love story, you creep! If these are the types of fans that attend University of Washington football games, then I rather catch a game in fuckin Antartica wearing nothing but a transparent speedo! Keep the change you filthy fuckin animal!

Gimme Some Juice!

What the fuck was I fuckin thinking! Me crawling back to those fuckin faggot Connecticut Huskies is worse than Forrest Gump performing oral sex on Jenny! Wisconsin? Shame on fuckin me for thinking these Ron Dayne cocksuckers could cover against a team like Arizona State! Goodness gracious! Gimme a break! Brutal! I'll take the Gators-Vols push though....I stand at 3-2-1 on the day, but I'm waiting for the big game at 10:30! Tell those Wildcats to keep the fuckin bus above 50mph! ARIZONA OUTRIGHT!

College Football Creep Of The Week...

This kid needs to get his fuckin ass kicked asap. I'm sorry, but there's no other fuckin way I can describe this. I'd like to hurl a fuckin full water-cooler right at this idiot's face, really mess up his lame haircut, and crack his Stussy sunglasses! Where the fuck are this kid's fuckin parents? How could they let their child out in public looking like such an asshole? I rather hang out with the fuckin Geek Squad, than this loser! Kansas State, huh? You're fired...