Nobody Cares!!!

Lance, nobody gives a shit if this is the last time you ride your bike. Nobody cares!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY!!! You're the biggest fugazy in America, and Sheryl Crow rather suck off the dog than you! Tour De France? Get a life, loser. I rather sit through fuckin reruns of "Blossom," you juicer!

The Worst...

Chris Broussard is the absolute worst, who does this guy think he is? Seriously? What nationality is this ugly prick? He thinks he's Mr. NBA, and I think he's Mr. Jerkoff, the guy is awful. I can't listen to him run his yapper for more than a couple minutes without having to change the channel. I don't know where ESPN finds these fuckin losers like Broussard, Stuart Scott, Brian Kenny, and Jay Harris just to name a few of them. They are all absolutely brutal, and I don't think they ought to be in the business. Broussard claims to have inside information, but all he does is make stories up, and spew rotten garbage to anyone who listens. He flat out sucks, and we guarantee his hair smells like shit. As the NBA Free Agency frenzy looms this week, expect to see cocksucker Broussard all over ESPN. He's already reporting that the Knicks will be flying out to LA on Thursday night in order to sign Joe Johnson to a MAX Contract. Hey, Chris, too bad there isn't a telethon for Fuckfaceitis. They find a cure yet?