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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

MLB Playoffs!

The weather has gotten chilly, and the autumn leaves are changing colors, so this could only mean one fuckin thing! The MLB Postseason is set to begin today! The Rays & Rangers will get things started down in that shithole they call Tropicana Field in Tampa,FL at 1:37pm eastern. The Reds and Phillies get underway in Citizen's Bank at 5:07pm eastern, while the Yanks and Twins commence at 8:37pm eastern out in Minnesota. The Braves and Giants begin their NLDS tomorrow, because they didn't get the fuckin memo. So get fuckin ready, pricks! Get ready for more drama than a fuckin episode of 'Jersey Shore!' There is nothing quite like the MLB Postseason! Get your condoms ready! Get your crackerjacks ready! Get your heads outta your fuckin asses! It's time for October baseball!!!

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