Takeru Kobayashi, the 6-Time Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Champion, is passing on the event this 4th of July weekend. Talk about a complete scumbag!!! Where would this loser be if it wasn't for the Nathan's contest?? He has the audacity to not show up to Coney Island?? Somebody ought to stick a shishkabob up this guys ass, and make sure it's hot! Loaded with red pepper flakes! Kobayashi should be banned for life from participating in any food-eating events, he's a fuckin fraud! A gutless prick who has no dick! "Tsunami?" No fuckin way he deserves such a powerful nickname, the only waves this shmuck will see will be the ones from Americans swaying their hands goodbye as he's being deported. Siofuckinara, Kobayashi. I got your fuckin frankfurter right here, ya loser! SIT! Sit on that frank!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Loser Du Jour...
Takeru Kobayashi, the 6-Time Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Champion, is passing on the event this 4th of July weekend. Talk about a complete scumbag!!! Where would this loser be if it wasn't for the Nathan's contest?? He has the audacity to not show up to Coney Island?? Somebody ought to stick a shishkabob up this guys ass, and make sure it's hot! Loaded with red pepper flakes! Kobayashi should be banned for life from participating in any food-eating events, he's a fuckin fraud! A gutless prick who has no dick! "Tsunami?" No fuckin way he deserves such a powerful nickname, the only waves this shmuck will see will be the ones from Americans swaying their hands goodbye as he's being deported. Siofuckinara, Kobayashi. I got your fuckin frankfurter right here, ya loser! SIT! Sit on that frank!
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